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Free Jeep Wrangler and we throw in a woman with it!

Greg — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 16:22:13 +0000

This is the deal of a lifetime! You won’t believe this offer – not available on TV – and you must act now! For information on how to get a Free Jeep Wrangler, with a hot babe that will want nothing but your good hot lovin’ , then keep reading.

First, about the Jeep. It is a 1992 Wrangler set up to go wheeling in Moab and just abot anywhere else your heart will take you. It has a new winch and is lifted, with 33″ tires. Many other extras are included and if you want you can get a set of Jeep Nerf Bars here, and a Jeep Cold Air Intake . More from the original classified ad:

Free ’92 Jeep Wrangler…

Midvale, UT 84047 - Jul 1, 2009

…with proposal and wedding ring.That’s right! Act now on this one-time offer. All you have to do is date and marry me and you can be the proud owner of a 1992 Jeep Wrangler (along with a 1970 woman). Jeep has a lift, safari top for the summer/hard top for the winter, rear locker, 33″ tires and (new this year) an 8000 lb winch.

Not only do you get the Jeep, but you get me. And boys, I don’t come stock. I am FULLY LOADED! My add-ons include: a great sense of humor, an affection for “garage nights” (that means working on stuff in the garage), an amazing work ethic, temple-worthiness, an appreciation for sports, the ability to live well within my means, logical reasoning skills, a “work hard so you can play hard” mentality, and I’m great with kids, too!

Terms and Conditions:

Marriage must last a minimum of 5 years.

Jeep cannot feel neglected – trips to Moab required – but it’s a package deal. You take the Jeep, you take me!

Honda 400EX included in lifetime package.

Honeymoon required.

Contact me at wedding.jeep@hotmail.com

Men only, please. I am ALL woman!

Fiat Jeeps really are coming!

Greg — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:58:26 +0000

I thought I was just being lame about being funny…. apparently professionals like Conan O’Brien are lame about being funny too!

Maybe I should move to Hollywood!!

Italian Jeeps are coming, Italian Jeeps are coming!

Greg — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:55:35 +0000

The Supreme Court has approved the sale (give away) of Chrysler to Fiat – the Italian Jeeps are coming. Can I get one with a Ferrari engine in it, do you think?

the Turin, Italy-based carmaker and its partners yesterday bought most of Chrysler’s assets, creating the world’s sixth-largest auto producer. His first move was to reshuffle the U.S. company’s leadership around its Chrysler, Jeep and Dodge brands, emulating a similar move he carried out at Fiat when he arrived in 2004.

Chrysler is losing as much as $100 million a day, global car demand is withering amid the biggest recession since World War II, and Marchionne needs to refinance about 4.5 billion euros ($6.3 billion) of Fiat debt coming due this year.