That’s right, a FREE GUN with NO BACKGROUND CHECK!

Here’s how it works:

1. Go to our grille guard section and select a grille guard for your truck
2. Purchase the grille guard and enter the code “FREEGUN” at checkout
3. We will ship the grille guard and gun to your address with no background checks

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q. Are the grille guards high quality?
A. Yes, we only sell good stuff. Everyone else sells crap so buy from us.

Q. How come your prices are so low?
A. It is against our beliefs to make any money. Just ask our accountant

Q. What brands of grille guards do you sell?
A. We sell Go Rhino and we also have a large stock of discounted Smittybilt grille guards

Q. Do you have matching nerf bars to go with the grille guard?
A. Yes, we have many nerf bars in stock. Both Go Rhino Nerf Bars and Smittybilt Nerf Bars

Q. Can I buy something else and get the FREE GUN anyway?
A. Sure, our warehouse people probably won’t notice the difference.

Q. How soon will I get the gun? I have people I need to visit.
A. As soon as we get your money, we will send the gun.

Q. What kind of gun is it? Do you have a picture?
A. It is a really nice gun. See photo below.

Q. Does the gun come with a silencer?
A. As you know, silencers are restricted. However the gun is extremely quiet and has been used for stealth attacks many times in our world history.

Q. Does the gun come with any ammunition?
A. Sorry no. That would be illegal to ship over state lines.

Q. So no background check right? You don’t need my real name, do you?
A. No. We believe in a free America and the right to be anonymous. Except for your credit card information and the address you ship it to, and the other secret data we collect from you when you browse to this site – like the last porn site you visited, how much time you spend on craigslist when you should be working, how much you lost on internet poker last week and who your wife is cheating on you with.

Q. I am with the media, who should I contact about this promotion?
A. Call 888-385-6181 and ask for Greg or email him at greg@truckeo.com

Q. I am with the Bureau of Alchohol Tobacco and Firearms, who should I contact about this promotion?
A. Uh.. John… uh.. Smith. That’s it – John Smith. Call John at 888-555-1212 and he can help you.

Q. Can I get this free gun over the phone?
A. No, we have to ship it to you. We are not Star Trek, we can’t just beam it to you, although that would be cool.

Q. OMG, WTF?
A. LOL, FTW!

Q. Don’t you feel bad, riding on the other guy’s promo?
A. No, we have no imagination, so we do this all the time. Kinda like a remora.

Here is the picture of the FREE GUN-

To actuate, simply squeeze his groin area and watch the bad guys run for cover.

We reserve the right to substitute some other gun which might be better or worse, depending on what the local dollar store has in stock.

Why don’t we give away a gun with every purchase? People around here like guns!

Max Motors of Butler, Mo., is the king of link bait – he is getting a million blogs to talk about his promotion and stirring the hornet’s nest of gun control while he is at it. His website features a drawing of the Soviet-made assault rifle and an animated cartoon of him wielding two handguns. This promotion is an upgrade to a previous deal he had going, and he is becoming a master of PR. Maybe we should copy him? How about a Free (squirt) Gun with every Grille Guard.

He was interviewed on CNN  – sadly he admits that you don’t get the keys and the weapon at the same time. This is kind of a bummer because none of us here at Truckeo should be armed (darn laws!) and we were hoping to pull a fast one. Out of luck again.