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World’s most pathetic drag race
This is a very slow and lame drag race between Jesse on his Vespa and Rafael in the Smart Car. At least Jesse was kind enough to thank his sponsors at the end!
Considering A New Paint Job For Your Truck And Are You In The South?
Take a lesson from the boys over at Top Gear, and stay away from any thing anti W. Bush, anti Country Music, or anti NASCAR… One of our favorite shows here at Truckeo is Top Gear which for those that … Continue reading
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Pee in your gas tank for better fuel economy
At Truckeo, we have a tradition of just reading headlines and skimming the content. This results in our not understanding the things that we have an obnoxious opinion on. After all its the internet – who needs fact checking? So … Continue reading
New Ford F-150 Hybrid has poor fuel economy
Ford has been pushing their ‘green’ image for years. We had the Pinto, then we had Bill Ford and his “I am an environmentalist” TV ads, and we have had the F-150 SFE Fuel Economy edition. While the intention is … Continue reading
Buy a Grille Guard, get a Free Gun! No background checks!
Following the lead of Max Motors with their “Buy a truck, get an AK-47” promotion, we have decided to do our own. Every customer that buys a Grille Guard from us will get a FREE GUN! That’s right, a FREE … Continue reading
Buy a truck get an AK-47
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/07/dealer-offers-ak47-with-each-new-truck-purchase.html Continue reading
Ford Trucks to come with Laser Beams
Reminiscent of Dr. Evil in Austin Powers, the next generation of Ford vehicles will come equipped with laser beams to ignite that pesky gasoline that they will still insist on using. Researchers at Liverpool University have finally done something useful … Continue reading
Will Twitter sue us as well as Tech Crunch?
We have noted a couple of times here on this blog about trucks that we have Twitter accounts, and we have hijacked the Twitter imagery for our own uses. Now Tech Crunch has posted internal company documents that some person … Continue reading
New GM won’t pay the old GM’s bills
On top of all the other news about GM and its bankruptcy, its new labor negotiations, its suppliers going bankrupt – there is a new problem. They aren’t going to pay Rick Wagoner his full retirement pay. What kind of … Continue reading
Free Jeep Wrangler and we throw in a woman with it!
This is the deal of a lifetime! You won’t believe this offer – not available on TV – and you must act now! For information on how to get a Free Jeep Wrangler, with a hot babe that will want … Continue reading
Chevy trucks are built Ford tough
Chevy trucks are built Ford tough, but they can’t get to the Dairy Queen in one piece. MSNBC has this video clip showing why Driver’s Ed should begin much earlier than 16, so that when your child steals the family … Continue reading
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Before Droping Your Truck Off For Service at Truckeo
We recommend you leave some good porn (Asian midget clown porn to be exact), some good drugs, and at least 500 in small bills(we all know strippers only take ones)…you may have bigger problems then what ever it is your … Continue reading
GM dealers running out of trucks
Since we all know that the whole US population only wants to buy Toyota Priuses, why has General Motors now run out of trucks? This is kinda weird folks. The exact vehicle that our fearless leaders claim that nobody wants … Continue reading
Twitter to sue people with Twitter tattoos
In one of their many blogs posts, the Twitter team has announced that they are protecting terms and images related to twitter and tweeting and stuff that might remind you about them. Following in our long tradtion here at Truckeo … Continue reading
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Town With No Cars
There is a little town in Germany called Truck-ban. This is a sad little place, where even children’s toys that look like trucks are banned. Actually its called Vauban which I am guessing translates to Truck-ban, but I don’t actually … Continue reading
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