Author Archives: Jesse Elias

It Just Got A Little Worse To Drive A Smart Car

Posted on July 30, 2009 by Jesse Elias

well at least in Amsterdam (as reported in De Telegraaf Biinenland) Apparently local drunk hooligans will leave the tavern, and find smart cars to flip over to the side, or pushed into canals as seen in this photo As a … Continue reading →

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Considering A New Paint Job For Your Truck And Are You In The South?

Posted on July 22, 2009 by Jesse Elias

Take a lesson from the boys over at Top Gear, and stay away from any thing anti W. Bush, anti Country Music, or anti NASCAR… One of our favorite shows here at Truckeo is Top Gear which for those that … Continue reading →

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Before Droping Your Truck Off For Service at Truckeo

Posted on July 7, 2009 by Jesse Elias

We recommend you leave some good porn (Asian midget clown porn to be exact), some good drugs, and at least 500 in  small bills(we all know strippers only take  ones)…you may have bigger problems then what ever it is your … Continue reading →

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My Idea For A Alternative Energy Truck

Posted on June 25, 2009 by Jesse Elias

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Forget The Zombies, Lets Go After Whales

Posted on June 23, 2009 by Jesse Elias

so on my free time I like to think about animals/people I hate, and today I added a new one to my list, Whales first of all whales are mammals that live in water (wtf? right), and secondly people spend … Continue reading →

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Forget the Economy..the real threat is…

Posted on June 18, 2009 by Jesse Elias

..Zombies of course…I spend much of my day day dreaming of killing Zombies, and the I thought how cool it would be to have some type of killing device on wheels..obviously the best tool for this would be a Truck..so … Continue reading →

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Tricked out Ice Cream Trucks….ohh yes

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Jesse Elias

So today during my down time, I was looking at Truck videos on youtube.com and I some how ended up on a video with an ice cream truck on Dubs. This got me thinking about how there must be some … Continue reading →

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