In one of their many blogs posts, the Twitter team has announced that they are protecting terms and images related to twitter and tweeting and stuff that might remind you about them. Following in our long tradtion here at Truckeo to barely read anything or spend any effort in actually understanding the words that do penetrate our brain cavities, we must now come to the conclusion that our very own Jesse (the whale hater) will soon be dragged away in chains for his Twitter tattoo that is clearly illegal and probably dumb too.
Of course, this should come as no surprise. In the long list of ideas that come forth there are many that are poorly thought out. Another symptom of a bad idea is when the lawyers are involved in giving the advice – no, I am not talking about Twitter and their trademarks -I am talking about Jesse’s other idea for powering trucks with tears that I really don’t think will work and Jesse’s concept that children and kittens can’t afford lawyers to sue him. I am pretty sure PETA would get all over him if he ever tried it.
So you Twitter lawyers out there, just let me know when you are taking Jesse away to jail. I would like to have a video camera ready to film the whole thing for YouTube. I think that would make a pretty fun video.
Here is Jesse’s lawsuit waiting to happen. He is thinking about getting the “fail whale” tattooed on his butt, luckily they haven’t protected that image yet.
Jesse's Twitter Tattoo
