In the long running “Ugliest Hummer Ever” contest, we can finally declare a winner. The New Auto Toy Store has for sale a bright red H1 that reaches new levels of overwhelming ostentatiousness. The truck was built by the leader of the “More money than brains” club (who wishes to remain anonymous) and his only regret was that he couldn’t find a way to “add a little more cowbell”.
From the ebay ad:
One of 2 ever prodouced this slant nose hummer is stunning and gets more attention than all other exotics. With over $185,000 invested this H-1 Hummer has a beefed up Turbo Diesel engine, GAW custom tuned computer engine magement system. Stainless exhaust system, A 3 peice REMOVABLE HARD TOP (Yes this is a Hard Top convertible !!!). Ploished alluminum wheels, Alluminum Air intake snorkel, Carbon Fiber dash accents, Leather seating, Ostrich Dash & Headliner, Ostrich lined carpeting throughout. An I-Pod controled Audio/Video System with 3 TV screens, Navagation System, Rear View Mirror is another TV Screen with dual back up cameras. And last but not least a $2,000 Nathan Air Chime Train Horn. Call Sales at The New Auto Toy Store for more details 954-463-1700
All I can say is …. nothing. This truck leaves me speechless.
