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My Idea For A Alternative Energy Truck

Posted on | June 25, 2009 | 3 Comments

So now that every one is being all hippie/earth friendly I thought I would pitch my grand idea of a truck that runs on alternative energy, The basic concept is to use a untapped resources, and resources that are replenishable. So Idea one a kitten powered Truck, Every where there’s literally millions of unwanted kittens born a year, so lets harness this resource by developing a combustible engine that can run on kittens..basic concept kittens go in your truck moves, just like gas but twice as cute and a hundred times more funny…

Fact:Kittens are highly flammable

Second Idea for Alternative fuel,Tears from children. Think about it with all these dead kittens laying around there’s  going to be tons of crying children, so lets tap this resource, yes I know the problem of tears being no flammable but lets just dream for a second.

Pros: Renewable
 Cons: Loud and Annoying

So now that I have the power source I need a basic design for this truck, I figure the best way to be efficient, would be able to transport as many people as possible so I think this would be efficient..I call it Dream Crusher 2010 Xtreme and it will get at least 3 miles per kitten orgallon of tears.

Also comes in a LT edition which includes Ivory nerf bars , matching Ivory Grille Guard and freshly clubbed baby seal interior.

Come on people we can save the earth one flaming kitten at a time.

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3 Responses to “My Idea For A Alternative Energy Truck”

  1. admin
    June 25th, 2009 @ 5:53 pm

    I’d buy that truck to do my part.

  2. Jesse Elias
    June 25th, 2009 @ 5:57 pm

    if we all just do our part we can stop dependency on foreign oil.

  3. admin
    June 25th, 2009 @ 7:30 pm

    This SUV runs on puppies http://jalopnik.com/5302094/thirty-vehicular-youre-doing-it-wrong-moments-version-40/gallery/

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